I WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY AND HAVE THIS AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC
where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
Thug Kitchen - hilarious.
I laughed so hard I almost dropped my chickpea and broccoli burrito.
she’s a harvard graduate and speaks like 6 languages
someone just linked me to this and I’m angry
that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
lets get it there
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
You know what’s worse than slow internet?